hmmmmm, they say that to be old and wise first you need to be young and stupid,,, I'm still a work in progress,,,, so I find this stuff pretty interesting,, what other erectile aids do I have to look forward to in my twilight years? Is it true that chicks dig dudes with grey hair? Man, say the word and I'll do it!!! I'll dye my hair, pop some boner pills and I'll be knee deep in fine young ladies who are ready to party!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!

They say that to be one of the few males in an old peoples home full of females can leave you exhausted And the ladies with Parkinsons can be real 'handy'

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David L


My greatest fear in life is that when I die my wife will sell my Mini and tools for the price I told her I paid for them!

They don't tell
they don't swell
they appreciate it like hell.

Yeah , I,m looking forward to being a dirty old bastard, especially with medical checkups , the Nurse will be asking you questions in a loud voice just in case your deaf, diet , exercise , alcohol , pills/drugs , medication , so Mr Monro how is your cholesterol ? Oh Nurse its terrible , every morning I,ve got a fat problem.


And as far as " getting some action " , if you pick up a sprightly filly from the bowls club and she creaks louder than the bed does , thats still a notch on the walking stick.





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Hey,,, how come a thread title of my name ends up being a conversation about dirty old grey haired men with erectile disfunction & sex in old age homes???

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No offence intended here but--> anyone writing a book about minis 30 years ago may not have experienced such worn or stuffed-with components as we are finding these days.

You should put your heart & soul into everything you do.

Ask Phat Kat.

She's a barrel.......... of laughs..

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If you've got time on your hands, I've got an engine that needs to go into my mini, and twin carbs that need to be tuned once it's in there here in Toowoomba. I pay in cash???

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"I'm sorry, but a lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!"

Hey Danny,,, the call-out fee to Toowoomba would be huge mate,,, i havn`t been up there for a while & i don`t see me getting up there for quite a while longer i`m sorry

Maybe i should dust off the old down hill mountain bike, chuck some tools into the kombi & make a weekend of fitting a mini donk & down hill mountain bike riding yeah?

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No offence intended here but--> anyone writing a book about minis 30 years ago may not have experienced such worn or stuffed-with components as we are finding these days.

You should put your heart & soul into everything you do.

Do it.......free room here, complete with pot roast and beer

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"I'm sorry, but a lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!"