After reading this thread you do realize I’m going to be glued to the telly every Sunday night for months
Watching every customs and boarder control program in the slight hope of seeing a man trying to smuggle four ten inch wheels into Australia in his luggage…..

Only reason the authorities where alerted to this suspect individual was because the drug sniffing beagle started to act funny and bark in a very high pitch bark. As one of the helium filled wheels had developed a slow leak while in transit.

After deciding a full body frisk was in order customs officers removed one aerial and two weather strips from the suspects’ body and further x-rayed the man only to find a complete disassembled mini gear box that where in condoms that had been swallowed in his stomach.
Officers where alerted to the man before the beagle started to act strange………
He seemed to be wearing a hat that was fashioned out BK450 head gaskets and to be wearing a 9 piece carpet trousers and jacket……

After reading this thread you do realize I’m going to be glued to the telly every Sunday night for months
Watching every customs and boarder control program in the slight hope of seeing a man trying to smuggle four ten inch wheels into Australia in his luggage…..

Only reason the authorities where alerted to this suspect individual was because the drug sniffing beagle started to act funny and bark in a very high pitch bark. As one of the helium filled wheels had developed a slow leak while in transit.

After deciding a full body frisk was in order customs officers removed one aerial and two weather strips from the suspects’ body and further x-rayed the man only to find a complete disassembled mini gear box that where in condoms that had been swallowed in his stomach.
Officers where alerted to the man before the beagle started to act strange………
He seemed to be wearing a hat that was fashioned out BK450 head gaskets and to be wearing a 9 piece carpet trousers and jacket……

After reading this thread you do realize I’m going to be glued to the telly every Sunday night for months
Watching every customs and boarder control program in the slight hope of seeing a man trying to smuggle four ten inch wheels into Australia in his luggage…..

Only reason the authorities where alerted to this suspect individual was because the drug sniffing beagle started to act funny and bark in a very high pitch bark. As one of the helium filled wheels had developed a slow leak while in transit.

After deciding a full body frisk was in order customs officers removed one aerial and two weather strips from the suspects’ body and further x-rayed the man only to find a complete disassembled mini gear box that where in condoms that had been swallowed in his stomach.
Officers where alerted to the man before the beagle started to act strange………
He seemed to be wearing a hat that was fashioned out BK450 head gaskets and to be wearing a 9 piece carpet trousers and jacket……

Classic!

After reading this thread you do realize I’m going to be glued to the telly every Sunday night for months
Watching every customs and boarder control program in the slight hope of seeing a man trying to smuggle four ten inch wheels into Australia in his luggage…..

Only reason the authorities where alerted to this suspect individual was because the drug sniffing beagle started to act funny and bark in a very high pitch bark. As one of the helium filled wheels had developed a slow leak while in transit.

After deciding a full body frisk was in order customs officers removed one aerial and two weather strips from the suspects’ body and further x-rayed the man only to find a complete disassembled mini gear box that where in condoms that had been swallowed in his stomach.
Officers where alerted to the man before the beagle started to act strange………
He seemed to be wearing a hat that was fashioned out BK450 head gaskets and to be wearing a 9 piece carpet trousers and jacket……