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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:55 pm 
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sometimes you hear the comment "it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it"... but if you ask a girl if that's really true, not a chance

these clowns who are saying their 998's and 1100's are the ducks nuts, give them a 1275 and they're gonna change their tune pretty darn quick -

what if it's big AND you know how to use it... ??


hahahaha... but whenever, wherever... bring it.
Where is Ben with his 1100 102hp at the wheels.

I think there are a few 'clowns' that you wont be able to catch mate, but the talking is fine, you just keep that up ;)

Now, wheres my 1275 parts dude!!! :lol:

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hey look.... a little motor with a turbo is just like using a cockring, impressive, but what if I use one with my big motor...??

I wasn't going to mention that you're searching for a 1275 - like I said, the clowns who like their little motors are either in denial, or or are looking for a big one like you


Haha, im only looking for a 1275 so I can play and break it... I wouldnt want to ruin a smallbore for that :lol:

Its all good... small or big they are both fun but different ways... and you have to admit, we get bragging rights with smallbores when we blow away 1275s at dyno days :D


bragging rights don't mean much when compared to the smile on her face when that big bore power has done it's job


See, I blame Cush for this... Cush, where are you!
An 850 with 110hp is what you need... get onto it!

Simon, Ill race you from your place to my place (loooong way) door to door.... I reckon ill win... while your still filling up the guzzling big bore :D

Pete.


tell you what - you drive, I'll get on an aeroplane, fly to your house.

When you get there, your wife won't want to know about your small bore anymore, no matter how smooth it runs - or rough - which ever way she likes it


My wife is a dwarf, My smallbore is a bigbore for her... dont ruin it for me!

Disclaimer - No dwarves were harmed in making up this reply and no offence is intended ... I like 'little people'


so you admit that when you started out with your motor, you realised that it was inferior to begin with, and chose accordingly - it's not my fault that big bores are just part of my make-up - if you don't want to race, it's OK... just step aside and let me unleash the powaaaah


Im out, I got nothing left... except maybe that while most women may like that bigbore power... they would take the revving of a smallbore anyday, we just rev and rev and rev...

Does that make Turbo's and Superchargers like... Viagra

Pete

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would you two stop quoting each other? :roll:

besides, i've already decided to go for an 850.. ;)

i'll still race you Mr Kerr..

*places thumb and forefinger upon forehead*


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would you two stop quoting each other? :roll:



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besides, i've already decided to go for an 850.. ;)



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i'll still race you Mr Kerr..



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*places thumb and forefinger upon forehead*

:P


Something strangely erotic about hitting the 'quote' button...

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take it to the poolroom


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take it to the poolroom


You've changed,man.

Ever since you went big block, ryan.

You have no time for we smallbore folk anymore... :(

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Well, if Cush doesnt complain (which I somehow dont think he will) and it IS mini related (well, the thread is) then it belongs here :D

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