Well,,,,,,, Before i start, i just want to say that i was a total dork, because i drove the moke to the dyno this afternoon & probably shouldn`t have.,, so with that said, what you`re about to read is the proceedings as they happened.
A few weeks ago, after countless hours (literally months & months) of sorting all sorts of small silly problems with all sorts of stupid fiddly things & with me not really being "lap-top computer tune savy" i relied upon quite a few of my professional turbo tuner mates to help out ,,,& they`re all legends & i can`t thank them enough for their time & efforts, knowlege & experience, but after we had it running for quite some time, months & months-- (there is a couple of vids of it running on you tube) i had a small oil leak to sort at the front engine plate ...& also... we had to "perfect" the cam timing. (after working out exactly where it seemed best over the last few months of "Playing".
It was "sort of" time to run her up on the dyno... sooooo,,, with a few more things to sort (but they wer`nt really priority at this stage , just things we can attended to at any later date) we ran it over to our mad mates rolling road dyno .... (name & address withheld until a later date) ... Before we left, Archie & i did a few test runs up & down the street out front here & were pretty dam happy (absolutely & totally stoked would be more accurate) so we strapped in & headed over to the dyno,,, taking it easy, just enjoying the first "Real" long run ,,,, nothing went wrong,,, everything held together,,, no noises,,, no hic-ups,,, just sweet as a button,,, smooth as a babys bottom & just plenty of grunt,,, totally!!!!!!!!! & it "Felt" like it was already perfectly tuned (little did i know--- keep reading)
This thing is
"STUPID FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ,,, both of us were "ABSOLUTELY" & totally thoroughly impressed ,,,Archie even said that this thing is the fastest mini donk i`ve ever produced & (his words---> """it`s way faster than stewys 1600cc arden crossflow race donk""" ,,, & he`s right,,, this thing
absolutely Hammers) & i had not even given it any "real" throttle at this stage (altho i did give it a tad here & there, i couldn`t help myself

WRXs have got nothing compared to this thing

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so,,, we get to the dyno,,, stuff around gabbering to all the other knobs that were there,,, & finally hook her up , pull her down & the boys start playing,,, we did a few warm up runs, played a bit with settings & whatever they do with the lap-top thingy.... all seems good , temp is just great,,, oil pressure is wonderfull,,, it`s all smooth & clean ,,, 7lbs boost & climbing each run higher & higher,,, bit by bit,,, & they keep creeping up the revs,,,, constantly playing as they go,,, up & down & round & round ,,,, (i`m just standing there drinking my beam & watching in awe constantly checking water,,, temp but no dramas there at all... . it`s all is sweet as & i`m fully chooffed)
Suddenly it starts roaring & reaching some real revs & some real boost (5500rpms-ish & 10lbs-ish) & the clutch (orange) starts slipping,,, they then back it off, shut it down & turn it all off
I`m like,,, what the!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bugga that,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,, run her up again, who cares about a bit of clutch slip ,,,, I`m saying """get the dam mixture right & ignition right & i`ll fix the clutch next week"""... so off they go, again,,, playing & stuffing around & the word is """there seems to be a bit of an over advance problem,,, (they are chasing an ignition advance problem.)
Welll,,, at about 5500-6000rpms & 8-10lbs-ish boost the clutch lets go again,,, the thing spikes up big time & then Pop!!!!!!!!!!,,, breathers gush big spirt of oil & fumes, the engine shuts down & everyone goes "oops"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
............................ ???????????????......................Mmmmmmmm................
Wellllllllll,,,, at 140hp-ish ,,,only 6000rpms & only 10lbs boost ,,, clutch slipping,,, so it`s not really a true representation of it`s grunt... not tuned to anywhere near where it`s supposed to be,,, , seems we have got some piston/ring issues... comp test prooves the internal problemo
all the boys tell me that the damage probably happened on the way over here.
HHhmmmmm,,,,, that would be me & my right foot

my bad
so.... I`m a dork & am now about to order a new set of forged pistoniolas,,, & a new double grey diaph & maybe a copper puck plate
sorry for anyone/everyone hoping to see this thing hammer down the road shortly,,, looks like it might take another month or so

& a few more $grand to fix
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the good news is that this thing
"""IS QUICK""",, It is stupid fast & i really don`t know what i`ve created,,, i`m fully stoked on one hand,,, but a bit bummed on the other
ah well,,, a quick strip down, throw some pistons & a clutch at it & have another go
David Rosenthal,,, i know how you feel now.... i havn`t "Lunched" an engine before,,,, Now i can truely say i have
ya get that on the big jobs i spose
Ok,,,, so,,, this thing is actually set at 15lbs boost,,, the crank is safe at 8000rpms & we will tune it to that,,,, so ,,, in the big scheme of things,,,, there is plenty more to come than 140hp & yep i`m fully stoked,,, If any of you can imagine my feelings right now ,,, the whole time i`ve been developing this thing,,, there`s always been a question in my head, heart & soul as to how much grunt this car will actually have,,, well,,, i`m one happy camper now,,,, it really does have what it`s supposed to.
It Just doesn`t have much compression at the moment
stay tuned
