OK, good night grampa.
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| Author: | min13k [ Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:47 pm ] |
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shhhhhh time to go sleeps so shhhhhh no more taping the keys makka |
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| Author: | Harley [ Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:50 pm ] |
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OK, good night grampa.
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| Author: | J_A_M [ Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:51 pm ] |
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Nighty Night Makka |
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| Author: | Namibian CAMEL [ Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:52 pm ] |
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hmm was that a question? statement? or order But for you have a great sleep there BYe |
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| Author: | kazjim [ Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:02 pm ] |
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We neeeeeeeeed .... a Shrubbery ! nite big fellah J |
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| Author: | Chris [ Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:12 pm ] |
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Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite |
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| Author: | Namibian CAMEL [ Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:14 pm ] |
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well thats what i cheesecakeing thought he wanted so i went and found one? 
you only get a small shot of the shrubbery And Roger said he was right out. I mena the poor fella even him who arranges and design shrubberies is under considerable economic stress at this period in history? poor fella |
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| Author: | supercharged 850 [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:03 am ] |
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HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say "Ekke ekke ekke ptang zoo boing!" RANDOM: Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test. ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni? HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. KNIGHTS: A path! A path! Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA Love it |
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| Author: | CPOCSM [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:55 am ] |
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Start up the AUSMINI Monty Python Appreciation Club as well. Those guys were absolute geniuses in what they did for the arts and culture(not to mention downright funny!!!) "We fire arrows into the top of your heads and make casternets out of your testicles already..." Rob Forsyth Miniot!! |
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| Author: | Flashback [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:10 am ] |
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Quote: "We fire arrows into the top of your heads and make casternets out of your testicles already..."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! now go away or I shall taunt you a second time" |
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| Author: | gafmo [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:34 pm ] |
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It's only a flesh Wond. What are you going to do, Bleed on Me 
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| Author: | Namibian CAMEL [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:39 pm ] |
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yeah an appreciation club HAHAHA two bits here BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. CROWD: Are there? What are they? BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...? BEDEMIR: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEMIR: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Great gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEMIR: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! BEDEMIR: We shall use my largest scales! [yelling] BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports! [whop] [creak] CROWD: A witch! A witch! WITCH: It's a fair cop. CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling] and ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? DENNIS: I'm thirty seven. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old! ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.' DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked-- DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior! Just so smooth and good and interesting and funny Ok the end |
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| Author: | Metalfab_101 [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:51 pm ] |
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Oi! I thought this was a tech section!? Now naff off the lot of ya. Or i'll bite yer legs off 
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| Author: | gafmo [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:20 pm ] |
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 Kev ^
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| Author: | WhoDat [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:45 pm ] |
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Always preferred the Tale of Sir Robin myself. We're going to have a spanking! We're going to have a spanking! ......
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