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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:07 am 
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Phases that they go through
results from my studies

i. "Ahaha! YOU drive THAT?!? its so cute!"

ii. "Lemme drive please, you've gotta let me drive this car, it wont go above 30 so dont worry!"

iii. "Hmmm... this feels dangerous, i cant see in the mirror. the seat belt is loose and the pedals are too close together. Maybe you'd better show me how its done"

iv. "This car is pretty roomy"

v. "You're goin at 50... but it feels so quick, maybe its the height. Is that in miles-"

vi. "This seat belt is loose"

vii. "You should get new headlights. Does that say HighBeam?"

viii. "You cut that corner at 30 k's. thats cool. Is that in miles-"

ix. "You're crazy do you want me killed? thats a liability on wheels"

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:53 pm 
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dooke when the clubman was on the road it was more like


crap it's quick of the mark

um there is a corner comming

that corner is real close

shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

wow we made it gee they handle well

or when tracey is in the car it is

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW DOWN
STOP GOING SO FAST
YOUR GOING TO KILL US

(the whole time im laughin )
mental note must get ear plugs
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Usually they say: "Whats that smell?"

A. Wet carpet and petrol fumes!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:32 pm 
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decomposing vinyl, new home job paint work, brake fluid, rust dust...

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"wow at this rate, the cops are definitly gonna issue u a ticket!, a ticket for going too slowww"

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