OK so my Rover STILL does not start. Following a slight electrical problem, she has sat in the garage for 2 months now, but its time to give her focus.
The electrical problem has now been fixed (4 inches of bunred out wire replaced

) and now she tries to kick over but whirs and whirs like she has a flat battery. The following has been attempted:
1. Jump start using another car - no luck
2. Replace battery with battery from another car - no luck
3. Remove battery earth, sand, clean, replace for better earth - no luck
4. Check position of gear selector (automatic) to ensure Park or Neutral engaged and not preventing starting - no luck
5. Leads removed and ends dried - no luck
6. Dizzy cap removed, dried, points sanded and cleaned - no luck
7. Fuses all checked - no luck
8. Fuel topped up - no luck
9. Fuel lead into engine bay pulled out of engine to check fuel pump is working - although i did manage to get fuel everywhere - no luck
10. Scolded her - no luck
11. Cursed her - no luck
12. Threated her that if she didnt start i would pull her to pieces - no luck
13. Removed bonnet to make her think i was serious - no luck
14. Removed air filter and cleaned and left cover off in case wasnt getting enough air in for some reason - no luck
15. Left her for a while, enjoyed some time with my Moke, came back and said sorry, put her air filter back on and bonnet back on - no luck
16. Spark plugs removed to check for fouling and then cleaned and replaced- no luck
I am now at the end of my patience

and at the end of the list of what i think could possibly be wrong....
Any ideas.... anyone???
