Ok now I've spent a total of 9 hours tracing this stupid noise. All that's left is the lower arm bushing on both sides, they have split and are protruding.
I've tightened every single nut I could see. Already did engine mounts in my last post. I found the lower nut of the LHS shocker loose (would have soon vibrated off). LHS upper steady nuts were tight, but the mounts to the firewall were loose-ish. Tightened those up and some rattles and clunks seem to be quietened. All the other bolts/nuts were pretty tight... lower subframe mounts on the LHS could be tightened a couple of turns. Oh yea! Lower front LHS subframe bolt (the one through the little peekhole) was missing!! Found some good sized washers and HT bolts and fixed that up.
Removed one upper arm rebound stop, looks good 1-2cm rubber left there, other side looked same. Bump stops on both sides 60-70%, good condition.
Still clunking over potholes though.

Metal-on-metal is very clear now, it's definitely not CVs or shockers. It's gotta be the lower arm bushings...
Edit: or steering rack, but hitting with rubber mallet makes no noises. I think I'll order and replace both.
Edit2: exhaust feels nice and secure, everything's tight, never had issues with it over 2.5 years. Engine is rock solid in the bay.