Reminds me of when i pulled over at 12:30am in Manuka (Canberra trendy place) in my falcon after i'd just dropped of a car load od designated party people. Aparrently i was driving the exact same car that they were looking for (red falcon hmm only millions of them

) and i'd just let it rip in 1st to 60km/h

(which is about 5500rpm) then straight to 4th and stayed at 60 the cop van does a dangerous (across other cars

) and illegal u turn (for u n me

) and comes screaming (80+) up to my car and only when i could nearly pat him on the head did they put the lights on.
So i pull over at the nearest safe spot which was the next side street. The copper that got out was a 5ft0" proby constable (read new and invincible) and i get out of my car all barefoot 6ft1" of me.
The first thing the copper says is get back in your car, no please or can you. I say no I don't need some snot nose constable trying to look down their nose at me i'm fine where i am thanks

(i was leaning on the rear of my car). I got the shits with the lights in my eyes so went and leant against the bullbar on the cop car so he was looking into them, but of couse he told me to get off, which i did but i only stood up.
He then tells me that they pulled me over cause they were looking for red falcons, to which i replied thats kinda like looking for a car in canberra with rego thats starts with y or in nsw now cause they have plates starting with y as well now. Anyway while i'm winding up this copper his partner is sitting in the car doing the rego check thing. the copper in the car sticks his head out the window and tells shorty to get my licence, which is where it got interesting he asked me if the car was mine, of course i rely i'm not as stupid as you look. then the proby started to verbally abuse me by swearing and carrying on like a spoiled brat not getting his way calling me this that and some other words that would have a sailor blush. I just stood there smiling at him. You could just tell he was itching for a fight but i wasn't going to give him anything to use as an excuse to start one.
I went back to my car to get a pen and paper to write down his badge number to complain to his superiors about his verbal assault on my person i couldn't find a pen. So silly me asks him for a pen, but of course he says no so i ask his partner in the car, no again, fine i'lll give you the paper and you write them down, no he replys and throws my licence out the window and says "you are free to go sir". "of course i'm free to go the only thing i've done wrong tonight was be designated driver so i could be hassled by arsehole cops like that f*&#khead over there. I got in my car and scratched the rego of the cop car onto the paper i had, performed a u-turn got to the street that i was originally on and nailed the car to 60km/h again as a bait to see if they wanted another piece of me which they didn't.
Long winded i know but funny as hell for me