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ok, here`s my bet,,, the planetary gears (or one of them) has split into a couple (or a few) bits & one of those bits has flung out of the diff carrier & now jammed into the selector fork thingamyjig


I have no idea what you just said :shock:






but it kinda turned me on :lol:


Hee hee,,, translation---> Broke the diff

ar...er...um ,,, & well,,, strange type of turn on :-) but hey, i can talk broken diffs all night if you like :-)

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Hee hee,,, translation---> Broke the diff

ar...er...um ,,, & well,,, strange type of turn on :-) but hey, i can talk broken diffs all night if you like :-)


ahhh now I somewhat understand :) :?

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swae85 wrote:
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Hee hee,,, translation---> Broke the diff

ar...er...um ,,, & well,,, strange type of turn on :-) but hey, i can talk broken diffs all night if you like :-)


ahhh now I somewhat understand :) :?


As a casual passer by - I have to ask to what bit do you understand :lol: :lol:

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Hee hee,,, translation---> Broke the diff

ar...er...um ,,, & well,,, strange type of turn on :-) but hey, i can talk broken diffs all night if you like :-)


ahhh now I somewhat understand :) :?


As a casual passer by - I have to ask to what bit do you understand :lol: :lol:

Mike


:shock: um... no comment :lol:

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Yes, it would be more interesting if Jess said there was some vibration followed by a loud bang,her diff was broken, she had drained her sump and found a lot of swarf.

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Hhhmmmm,,, Vibrations,,, Bangs,,, Fluids oozing,,, sounds Volcanic :-)

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*cough* back on topic! (sorry for hijacking your thread Simon :oops:)

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Yes.

Back to your stuck stick.


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Jess, Diff's (Diferentials) are complicated things, most of the blokes on here wouldn't be able to describe how they work!

Think about your Mini going around a corner, the inner wheel travels less distance than the outer, a solid axle would do wierd things to the handling!

The diff allows for continued drive to the wheels and to compensate in the speed / distance 'differential' of the inner and outer wheel.

Does that help? :?

Not as raunchy as what Matt said! :roll:

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ok, here`s my bet,,, the planetary gears (or one of them) has split into a couple (or a few) bits & one of those bits has flung out of the diff carrier & now jammed into the selector fork thingamyjig


that's my bet too Matt... I'll let you know in the morning

Jess, how does that get you randy? there's no mention of hard oiled shafts or greased nipples.....?? edit: bit behind the rest of the innuendo

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Jess, how does that get you randy? there's no mention of hard oiled shafts or greased nipples.....?? edit: bit behind the rest of the innuendo


lol I was joking! Kinda...I do like a man who works on cars and gets all greasy and then you get handprints on your..... :oops:

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Jess, how does that get you randy? there's no mention of hard oiled shafts or greased nipples.....?? edit: bit behind the rest of the innuendo


lol I was joking! Kinda...I do like a man who works on cars and gets all greasy and then you get handprints on your..... :oops:


:shock: Where is a mod when you need one :?: To edit both of these outrageous/extremely suggestive posts in this thread.....disgusting :!: :wink: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

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So much smut.
Now i must go to confession :oops:

simon k wrote:
going gently around a left-hand corner near work this morning and it felt like something in the steering let go, it tried to keep going straight

My car did that once.

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I got it around the corner and pulled up, switched the engine off and looked over the front end and everything was in place.

I didn't make it around the corner at first, i stopped to turn right across traffic and couldn't get moving until at 5-6000 rpm and a heavy clutch drop it moved, whilst spitting the broken cross pin and 5L of hot oil out the bottom of the gearbox all over the road.

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I remembered what Doogie said about the last time his diff broke in a motorkhana, he had full drive on one wheel, the car just wanted to go in one direction - same kind of feeling.

Mine felt normal after punching the hole in the gearbox.

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I probably shouldn't have, but I started the engine again put it in 1st gear and tried to move it - had drive, no noises, but now it's jammed in 1st gear :roll:

bugger! gotta pull it all apart again :roll: :evil:

No jammed gears in mine.

I wasn't popular for staying up till 2am swapping engines over.

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I didn't make it around the corner at first, i stopped to turn right across traffic and couldn't get moving until at 5-6000 rpm and a heavy clutch drop it moved, whilst spitting the broken cross pin and 5L of hot oil out the bottom of the gearbox all over the road.


Mine did it too once, although I didn't give it the boot and didn't drop its guts all over the road :lol: One flat bed later...

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when you pull the box to pieces it might be time for a few bits like these for it
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a quaffe diff out of a honda integra with double helical gears and good cv's
the do fit with a very small amount [less than a milimeter] out of the casing. There are std taper rollers to fit from 40mm carrier to 3" mini casing.
Then you go for a taper roller brg replacement for the pinion and in-put brgs. at least these will take some loads.
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