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When you go to a place that is KNOWN for its drifting reputation, you should expect to run into some hostile packs of bacon.

The key is: do not admit to anything. They have NO PROOF if you DO NOT ADMIT to breaking the law. The moment you say "Yes" or "it was just a liilte one" - you're a goner. They need you to admit so that they can legally charge you without having evidence (eg: video footage).

Thanks to my friends (who are IN the Fuzz) for telling me this :wink:

Hey Will, was he holding the B.T. just below his belt buckle??? I bet he was :wink: :wink:
".....mmmm.... thats good...... keep going..... dont stop now...... mmmm... that'll do...."

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:lol:

Well on this same topic there was a big RBT going up to the Blue Mountains on the long weekend just past and he let the car in front of me go, and the car behind me go but he couldn't resist pulling over the mini :roll: AND I aint no P plater!

Anyway he says "had a drink?" and it's like 8:30am on a saturday morning and I am with my wife :roll:

Anyway he says "Nice car, you drive it sensibly this weekend won't you"

Like yeah man I'm planning to wrap her around a pole mate, thanks for talking me out of it :lol:

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like 8:30am on a saturday morning


you could be surprised, some people are stil drunk from the night before..makka


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:lol: makka :lol:

But seriously, I was with my wife, I'm asian, I'm not on my P's and I'm driving my much loved classic... What part of this scenario says "drunk guy that is still drunk from the night before heading up to the mountains for breakfast after 0 hours sleep"?

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he obviously just wanted to check out the car :lol:


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aussie16 wrote:
he obviously just wanted to check out the car :lol:

or the wife...

or you! :lol:

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:lol:

*slaps Duc*

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How often do you just break out in some (insert language of family origin here)... hoping to convince the cop that you know NO english... therefore getting away with anything :lol:

I know I would :wink:

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yeh that'd work for you, Nathan (fully westernised first name)
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what language would you break into?

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Polish.

Damn poles. :lol:


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big willy wrote:
Polish


Thats right. And I make Meguiars look like a cheapo brand. :roll:

Too many damn Poles in Adelaide... chances are that my cop would understand it all :lol:

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just make sure you're not talking to a constable alfonso slusarcyk
but with constable douglas barlow its ok :wink:

with hints and tips like this i should be getting paid

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You can never judge a person from their name.... this bloody country is full of mongrel breeds... you just never know what people are these days....

I work with this guy who is as Italian as they come - the clothes, the hair, the build, the name..... but he has no Italian culture in him at all - German is his area of expertise. You would never guess it. :shock:

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