haha..........i just thought of a good sticker for the mini...

"Im Cute!.........and ill kick your ass too!"

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[Maverick] 1971 Mini K

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I like that one.

My favourite has always been a simple one in reasonably small lettering saying" MY BRAKE LIGHTS DONT WORK"

Amazing to see how fast the car backs off when they get close enough to read it Only works the first time though heheheheheheh.

I had a mate from work following me home one day(we live in the same area), as he passed me he yelled out "Your brake lights arent working".

My reply"yeah they are, I just dont use them"

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"He's always been a dickhead, He always is a dickhead, He will always be a dickhead. So stop complaining when he acts like one."

This an interesting Convo

The word "cute" for a Mini, Good or bad

Good
Single
Play on it and let the lady have a ride and treat her nice and she may want to stay in it (if you want herto) after the first couple of times nd you don't want her any longer let it rip


Bad
Married
From a Male get him in the passenger side and make him cry on how pathetic his car really is

I t all depends on what you want guys if you want the lady paly on it. If you dont like the other person, Yer show them what you have

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Stop Licking the Dog...I Don't Care Who Started It

neither do my brakes!

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1964 MORRIS 850 - POST ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CAFE RACER INSPIRED.

https://spotify.link/D0P4KtIP2yb

1098 +0.40
266 Kent Cam
GR Flat top pistons
HS6
1.3:1 Roller tip rockers
Stupid high CR

quote from 68matic in a previous post!!!

i. "Ahaha! YOU drive THAT?!? its so cute!"

ii. "Lemme drive please, you've gotta let me drive this car, it wont go above 30 so dont worry!"

iii. "Hmmm... this feels dangerous, i cant see in the mirror. the seat belt is loose and the pedals are too close together. Maybe you'd better show me how its done"

iv. "This car is pretty roomy"

v. "You're goin at 50... but it feels so quick, maybe its the height. Is that in miles-"

vi. "This seat belt is loose"

vii. "You should get new headlights. Does that say HighBeam?"

viii. "You cut that corner at 30 k's. thats cool. Is that in miles-"

ix. "You're crazy do you want me killed? thats a liability on wheels"

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...its leaking oil... and thats a good sign!
It lets me know that I havent run out yet. -Tzi 4-9-04

All i ever hear is... "Of all cars, why a mini??? They're SO small..."

My usual reply is.. "WELL, thats cos i dont have to compensate for ANYTHING...."

OR

"Its the ultimate SUPRISE package. I only need 100 HP TOTAL to beat your 250 HP car.... Want me to prove it?" (watch them think of excuses)

Lets face it, you practically NEVER hear someone say they hate minis. I can live with it being called cute..

PS cute stands for:

Complete and
Utter
Total
Excitement

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[NATHAN] -- Sold everything mini related and am back in big beautiful BMWs