Is there a reason for why they called the same thing different names in different countries? I think it is a conspiracy to prevent enthusiasts from around the world getting together and forming a band of mini loving crazies trying to rid the world of Korean cars and make everyone drive minis.

Yes.

Should I go and join camel in the corner?

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"I'm sorry, but a lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!"

Off you go.

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One should never skimp on the zip ties.