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Molina
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previous owner of my daily used to shut the doors with his knees :? , why couldnt he use the door handles??


maybe he had no arms? :?



so how did he steer the car? :P

(bit slow, sorry)

Like a bus driver... with his stomach. :)

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hey alot of armless people drive. i tihnk. i had to help a guy with his shopping out to his car (a huge old ute look to way bout 2 ton or more).

just cause you got no arms or legs don't mean you can't drive, i think we all know just cause you got no sight dosen't mean you can't drive, we all saw Top Gear.

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oh sorry back to the point.

when i was working on my car at school alot of crap happenned to it. rocking it. came to school one day it had been pushe across the oval to inbetween the goal posts, i had to push it back cause the teacher wouldn't let me start her, she has had wood glue put all over her, and gravel. probly alot of crap i don't even know about happenned to her aswell.

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And why did anyone let Russel Crowe play on TV? And wasn't it thirty odd foot of grunts, not the ordinary fear of god?


*sings* 'Cos we all know that russel crowe's band is a f**kin pile of crap /sings

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yeah back on topic :roll: my mini got moved lots of times when i was living on resat uni, i think we need to devise some kind of anchor system so they cant be moved

or just not park at places where there are juvenile individuals????

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i still dont understand why you have this thing against mormons?.......oh you said morons.....easy mistake to make.......

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Yer.....mormons are ok coz. it makes yu feel good after you've abused the crap out of 'em for getting you up on a Sunday morning at 9 am

It's the MORONS who are the morons!!!

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ARGHH Just today, I went outside and there were about 5 dark skinned guys around my mini, one about to shove a screw driver into the door... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Theres an Australia day festival on over at the park opposite my house.. and once all the dream time stories and rainbow serpent dances have died down, the crowd start to get bored.. so they go and vandalise peoples cars.. I don't think I have ever been more angry in my life.. I was holding a torque wrench in my hand.. I ran up to the kids shouting at them.. If they didn't run quicker I think I would have hit one of them..

I better calm down..
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for the people that get there minis lifted onto footpaths, go buy some craft knife blades and attach them under the wheel arches, then they will know all about it.

if i was u honk i wouldnt of stopped till i did get them, and did to them what they were going to do to my car!!

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for the people that get there minis lifted onto footpaths, go buy some craft knife blades and attach them under the wheel arches, then they will know all about it.




:shock: :shock: No wonder you're called Meeni !!

They might wail on the doors with their feet while they're trying to stem the blood flow from their hands.

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Yeah thats pretty farken savage you ugly little man.
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why don't you just go and hire a security guard?

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As crafty as razor blades may sound, you run the risk of getting sued by the little pricks for "bodily injuries caused by unsafe property". Either way they'll win.

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As crafty as razor blades may sound, you run the risk of getting sued by the little pricks for "bodily injuries caused by unsafe property". Either way they'll win.

Yeah, they'll get Legal Aid- I bet you don't.... :cry: :lol:

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speaking of mindless damage to Mini's.... I had a farking idiot throw a rock at my car whilst I was driving it not happy Jan!!!!! so i jumped out my mini and follow him down the road swearing at him til he turned around was the biggest pussy I've met I saw him do it and he was like I never threw nuffin at ur car etc.... then arched up and puffed his cheast out as a scare tactic lol ... didn't work
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