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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:26 pm 
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Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend
the rest of your day......



There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.



Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down
for the answer...























He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses"
If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day.
I've got mine shutting down right now.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:35 pm 
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well i'll admit it, i was fooled.

good one, very funny.

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dang nabbit.... fooled again


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I'm pretty sure this was posted a few months ago... in the right section.


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Dunno about you guys, but my answer was:

He's blind, therefore, he doesnt need sunglasses.

Ever seen a blind man squint on a bright day????? :?

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bugger it got me c ya

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supercharged 850 wrote:
Dunno about you guys, but my answer was:

He's blind, therefore, he doesnt need sunglasses.

Ever seen a blind man squint on a bright day????? :?


yes. some people who are legally blind, and can't actually make out any figures or anything like that can still see light/dark.


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nermil wrote:
supercharged 850 wrote:
Dunno about you guys, but my answer was:

He's blind, therefore, he doesnt need sunglasses.

Ever seen a blind man squint on a bright day????? :?


yes. some people who are legally blind, and can't actually make out any figures or anything like that can still see light/dark.


Na just means that they don't make plastic thick enough for their glasses.
Old Edna used to wear the thickest of thick spectacles, shocked us all when we used to look through her glasses and see really really big eyeballs staring back at us.
Poor old Edna.


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Hah! I got it, it didn't fool me :shock: I am surprised, but then again I'm drunk so my IQ is slightly higher than usual :lol:

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