well for one the brakes work

on the way home from work and the moke im borowing runs out of brakes i pull over and no fluid
so i fill it up and still no pedal so i bleed the backs in the dark with a pair of pliers and get some pedal back by the time i get home i have arms like arny from ripping on the handbrake and hearing like a 95 yr construction worker from using the gears to slow down

we came back from japan to find out the mini which had been sitting unused and undercover for 3 weeks had just crapped its brake master cylinder