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 Post subject: It's a Cruel World.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:11 am 
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Can you guess the ending?

It was a very very busy evening at work, and we were just finishing up.
Then i get a knock on the doors at work, from the guy who works around the corner.
"Do you own the little mini" he says in a calm yet seriuos tone
"Yes" i reply cheerfully with much pride.
"Whats your name?"
"Emmeline."
"Emmeline, Do you wanna see a mini"
"DO YOU OWN A MINI?!?! :o"
"No, no... come with me"
So he walks me around the corner, which is literlally 10 steps.
and i look. I couldnt believe my eyes.
Then a feeling of deep sadness overwhelming me.

I burst into tears.
Well, not just tears, but loud moaning hysterical tears..
Tears that come flooding from the pit of the stomach and make the stomach churn.
I am Devastated.

My face, crinkled as could be.. Face in hands, Crouching into a little ball of extreme shock and sadness
If food was eaten, it would surely have been seen again.
At that instant,

my heart sank.


Somebody/ies touched my Betty.
Ruthless bastards

Wither. and Die.
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What did they do?


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How is Betty?


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OH NO!! :x

Hope Betty didn't suffer too much...


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what happenned?! :cry: is she still drivable?

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What's the full story Emm , what happened to Betty ?

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:( :( :( :( :( :( :(


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Poor Emm, it'll all turn out ok. *hug*

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OH NO!! :x

Hope Betty didn't suffer too much...


"Touched for the very first time" As only Madona can sing it :cry:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:44 am 
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Some halfwitted bastards picked her up and tipped her onto her drivers side :evil:

She needs a new door as the mirror has pressed it in so much that you can see it from the inside.. and there are scratches all down the side so it'll need respraying, all the oil came out of the engine, petrol etc...

Anyone got a clubby drivers side door they would like to donate?

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"Do you own the little mini" he says in a calm yet seriuos tone
"Yes" i reply cheerfully with much pride.
"Whats your name?"
"Emmeline."
"Emmeline, Do you wanna see a mini"


Oh gawd..... I was thinking this was going somewhere else at that point..... :lol:


Did someone lift it up on the curb or something?

EDIT: OK, saw your reply now Josh.

That is so fcuked up......lifting the back wheels onto the curb you can take, but that is just outrageous!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:57 am 
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Disbelief and anger.

Hang in there emm, it'll turn out alright.

That's the spirit Josh, get her back on the road asap. 8) I don't have any clubby parts but if you need a hand, just let me know.

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That's horrible...

What the hell prompts people to do things like that? I have a few clubby parts, but I'm on the other side of the country :roll:

I'm sure it will all work out ok. Karma will give the perpotrators a seven handed bitch slap for what they've done.

Good luck and God Speed on the repairs.

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****. You just gotta ask why, dont you?

I feel for ya. :cry:

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:05 am 
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Scum.

Only in Sydney :cry:

Maybe they were ****ing around with it and then when it tipped, they got the crap scared out of them and ran off?

Have you recorded the matter with police?.. Fingerprints, door knock witnesses, etc..

That's the first thing I'd be doing.



That sucks.
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