Wombat wrote:
To all,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make Australia
great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other
country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others,
is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher.
now the english version
