BALLISTIC wrote:
p.s. sorry for the hijack, No animals or Asparagus was harmed during this alleged incident which did not contain any over excited nom nom nomming of hamburgers, animals or asparagus related to, were friends of or may have heard about the original asparagus job, ok maybe there were some silly creatures or asparagus that may or may not have run out on the road and miss judged the velocity or a certain sump guard that may or may not have been fitted to one of the vehicles that may or may not have been partaking in the original asparagus job but no one saw it so it may as well not have possibly happened because there were no witnesses nor is there anyone allegedly admitting to the fact that they may or may not have actually confirmed there was any impact or marks left on the afor mentioned sump guard that was traveling at any great velocity anywhere that is not here before the moment that has just past by an animal, mineral, vegetable or asparagus of any possible description. If reading this causes you any discomfort it probably does'nt help reading this cross eyed or upside down like a bat as there is the greatest possibility that you may or may not fall from your current upsidedownness while being utterly confused by this disclaimer that makes no sense let alone may or may not have any substance of fact not including the possibility that you are attempting to be a bat for whatever reason you may feel the need or want to do so. It would be best if you are attempting to be a bat and hanging upside down from a perch of any kind that you do not do this unless you have the same type of clawed feet as a bat as there is a high possibility that you may end up falling unconscious from the blood rushing to your head and you may land on your head, it is allegedly well documented that humans are not cats, nor is there any evidence that during any alleged evolution process was a cat of any kind, part of this previously mentioned evolution process so a human being when allegedly has possibly been yet to be confirmed hanging upside down does'nt land on their head possibly doing any serious damage to themselves, any small creatures, minerals, vegetables or asparagus.
every one of your disclaimers should be in a little book with little writing and sold in the Post Office at Christmas time
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Hands up whos interested 
