I have my own way of getting things home.....


"NATHAN!!!! whats that in the driveway??"

"sorry, forgot to tell you about my new project......"

-----2 weeks later------

"NATHAN!!! whats that other car doing in our driveway??"

"oh, sorry, that's the parts car for the project car i bought the other week..."


-----12 months later-----

"so, when are you going to start that project car of yours....??"

(sound familiar????)

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[NATHAN] -- Sold everything mini related and am back in big beautiful BMWs

when i meet my wife tracey i had a old green betten up clubby which i floged to its misrible death then i bought her dads clubby got it going and sorted (inbetween i bought and sold cars and parts ) then i got the green shell which is sitting out next to the shed and then i got the 850 shell and now i'm getting the delux and my wife nealy always sez yes to me
makka

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makka you do wonders with mum and tracey,
what do you have: Dad's clubman, green shell in the front, white shell in the back, and matic somewhere else, a little shed of wheels, a trailer-full of parts in the driveway,

you're a mini-man's idol

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Inconspicuously Conspicuous
Appreciation without Depreciation
forever chasing clearer skies...

Women are complex creatures.. For example:

Woman's ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you


Has nothing to do with Minis.

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1963 Austin Countryman
1968 Riley ERlf MKIII
1968 Austin Ute (Pick Up)
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Keep the shiny side up!

Hmmmm...... i dont bother with 4 to 10. Why go around the point when you can ask straight out "...would you like me to pleasure you??" Chances are she knows the answer before you ask the question.... And you can save $$$ by asking before you take them somewhere....


By the way, its getting a little off topic...... Mini Chat???? Oh well....

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[NATHAN] -- Sold everything mini related and am back in big beautiful BMWs

worked for me
no seriously

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lookin for another clubby

well, it's good to see romance is alive and well, ya pair of cheap....

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You're only supposed to blow WHAT off?

lol....

its economic sense......save money for the mini, and still get what your after

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[Maverick] 1971 Mini K

yep, although theres not much money to start with

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lookin for another clubby

my mate was builing a HR holden he went through 4 girls during the build one worked at a cromer's one worked at a performance shop another who worked in a trimmers and the last her dad owned a tyer shop his car was cheap as chips to build but i think he near lost his man hood on more than one occasion
makka

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