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PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:23 pm 
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awdmoke wrote:
When you do get round to fixing it, why don't you give a step-by-step on front end repairs?


What about step by step instructions on how to hit a ford and survive..??

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:27 pm 
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Thats easy.

1. Follow driver in front as per normal, under given circumstances (weather, light, time)
2. Watch Ford drivers' moves as per normal
3. Check speed, then look back up to see that Ford driver is braking.
4. Begin to depress brake pedal to slow down owns car.
5. Watch as Ford driver brakes suddenly.
6. Do everything you can to slow down in time - whether this be handbrake, hard foot braking, changing into second, swearing, or a combination of them all.
7. Hope to pull up in time, but at the same time know that you wont.
8. Proceed to drive into Ford owners' bumper and hence causing damage to owns car.
9. Park up around the corner and assess damage.
10. Drive home, via getting a few quotes to repair.

And thats it, in 10 easy steps! :)


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:29 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh man I am PISSING myself here.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:34 pm 
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:) at least i can laugh about it now.
:lol:

Some people would still be mourning over the trivial damage if it happened to them. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:37 pm 
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Yeah, it's always funny when it happens to someone else :lol:
I've had my turn on the receiving end before :oops:

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