LOL, Not me - if anyone knows little about minis it's me
I can only relate to the problems I have had in the past but I have been sent into a panic with two minis with people saying oooooo oil out the dipstik = stuffed rings.
One thing I have done is pull the baffled breather off the crank (Is that what it's called?) Its the one off the crank case that looks like it has a silencer on it. Take that off and Remove anything from the baffle area and clean it right out, then you can put a bit of steel wool into it so the engine can breath but oil will not squirt out. (Use a corse scourer so it not going to block up the breather when it gets covered in oil). On my last car I just removed everything and had an unobstructed breather running to an overflow bottle. After you have checked the breather, fit a filter on the end. if it allready has one clean it and re oil it or just put a hose on it and plumb it into a overflow bottle (make sure the presure going into the bottle has somewhere to escape i.e plenty of outlet pipes).
I just remembered something else. Everytime I raced my last mini the overflow tank would fill with oil every 10 laps (1.5 Ltrs). We pulled all the breathers off and from memory put a small plate with lots of holes in it over the crank case breather hole to stop the steel wool falling into the crank case, then put a bit iof steel wool in the baffle and plumbed it into the overflow bottle and it cured it instantly.
OR BETTER STILL JUST ASK DR MINI HE TOUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
But check the plastic sleeve first..
