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Maybe you can tell it the positives ov coming undone as compared to the negatives of staying put, perhaps some cammomile tea and some fragrant oil burners may make it see the errors of its ways, if this does not work perhaps a quick check to see wich way the chi is flowing in your garage, if chi is found to be f.u.b.a.r. rotate the car 34 degrees left and rake some rocks for 10 minutes, this should get the chi flowing like creamcheese throo a straw and your mini will feel at peace and should release its hold on the sump plug with ease, if this also fails to relax the minis sphincter clench on the plug go and find the biggest piece of hollow metal tubing you have and point it at the mini menancingly, threaten and jump around alot in an attempt to scare the mini into evacuating its sump involuntairly( place drip tray under mini for this approach)If you still find the offending plug firmly in place tickle the mini just under the front stone tray, by doing this long enough the mini will roll over sticking its tyres in the air as they are very tickelish and enjoy a good scratch, while its distracted undoo the filler cap an place a bucket or similar to catch the offending oil wich now flows with the chi out of the top of the motor......an the Doc says im fine.....yeah ...right
bahahahahahahahahahhah that is gold